Probably not…but it’s fun to imagine it, anyway, right? — Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… Tonight is the Super Bowl of fashion: The Met Gala. Every year entertainment and fashion elites walk the red carpet to officially open the exhibit of the Metropolitan Museum of…

Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… Lizzo is frustrated. And it’s understandable. Years after proclaiming that a DNA test proved that she was “100% That BITCH,” on her breakout 2017 hit “Truth Hurts,” she still has…

Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… Far be it from me to criticize people who go on diets or start new exercise regimens to lose weight. Trust me, I get it; we live in an inherently…

Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… Like many others, I am enthralled with the themes and cultural nuances HBO’s “teenage” drama, “Euphoria,” explores. From addiction to gender and sexuality to class stratification. It seems like East…

Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… It’s a story as old as time: whenever a Black woman realizes her potential and experiences success, there’s a problem. We’re too sexy, too loud, too Black. The truth is…

Being fat isn’t a new phenomenon… — Note: Please consider following all of my rants, raves, and thoughts over on my new newsletter: OK, Here’s my Theory… Fat is not new. In fact, I would wager, no current state of humanity is new; there have always been LGBTQ people, nonbinary people, tall people, short people, and yes…